Truths Of Leon
Pretty star of stage and screen Alyson Hannigan thinks Leon is worthy of Godhood. Here are some reasons why:
Leon has style
Not style in the catwalk kinda way. In the cat-landing-on-its-feet kinda way.Leon went to wrestling school
Leon attended St Bernard's College in Lower Hutt, New Zealand. This was the very same school attended by one or both or perhaps neither of New Zealand's Professional Wrestling superstars, Luke Williams and Butch Miller, "the Bushwhackers"Leon makes the girls purr
* Independent testing has revealed that girls purr in the presence of Leon.* The purr is subsonic and not audible to human hearing.
* Special equipment can detect the purr.
* If Leon walks into a room full of women, the subsonic purr is of sufficient intensity to scare a Labrador.
Leon is the King of France
In 1870, the French throne was offered to Henry of Bordeaux, grandson of Charles X and last of the Bourbon dynasty. Henry refused. In 1883 he died, and with him died the true royal lineage of France. That, at least, is what the history books will tell you. Mais non! The truth is that Henry was not the last of the line. Henry in fact had an older brother named Leon. Leon was strange and misshapen, more animal than man, a dark secret of the famille Bourbon. When the throne of France was offered to Henry he refused. The true reason for his refusal was this: he was determined that his brother take the throne! He knew that Leon, despite his hideous form, was both wise and just! However, Leon did not share Henry's idealism. He knew he would never be accepted as the King of France, and so he fled. In England he took the name Fairhall, in honour of the Sussex-born wainwright who rolled him to safety within a giant wooden wheel. He found love in his new home, but due to his lingering accent the name was recorded as Verrall in parish records when he wed. The Verrall line prospered and made its way to New Zealand. In 1975, under the antipodean sun, a new Leon Verrall was born. He bears his great-great-grandfather's name and holds the truest claim to the French throne. Leon is the King of France!
Leon is a spirit donkey
