Note that Leon's holy power works through your own email programme. If your computer is so burdened with sin that this does not work, you may pass on your testimony via email to this address: praiseleon at apocalypse dot gen dot nz

Testimony from the Faithful

Brother Billy testifies: Woo! Woo! Go the recently-deified uncrowned king of france! Woo!
Brother Richard Gibbs testifies: Pass on my vote for deification... He is truly blessed.
Bro Pearce testifies: Worshipping Leon has helped me to see the error of my ways. I certainly do repent my wicked ways. Praise Leon!
Brother Sammy testifies: Worshipping Leon has given me serenity. Leon may once have been an 'Apocolyte of the Darn Good Bread', a small but enduring sect that arose in the Hutt Valley in the mid 1990's. If this association could be proven it could only assist in the deification process. Long live the Haitaitai Bakery! Long may it sate the denizens of the night! Praise Leon!
Sister Faith testifies: Worshipping Leon made me happy. I testify that this is truly a website. I prayed to Leon for a change in background colour and it happened! There are no accidents. Praise Leon!
Andrea testifies: Worshipping Leon made me happy. Wow - a God. And all those drunken nights at the reddie I had no idea. Praise Leon!
Jon the Pious testifies: Worshipping Leon enabled me to find my car keys. I testify that Leon is great, and yay, he plays short stop pretty damn well too... Praise Leon!
hackmastergeneral testifies: Worshipping Leon has given me serenity. I testify that I have been searching for metaphysical enlightenment for many a year. Now, praise be to Leon, I have found it! Hallelujah Bloody Leon! I have seen the light.
Not to come off as a heretic, but I find it easier to raise my left eyebrow. Maybe I should nail this proclamation on Leons door, and start the Lutheran Leon movement... And to think, all this thanks to Tangency!!! Praise be to RPG.net!!! Praise Leon!
Ridski testifies: Worshipping Leon has given me serenity. I testify that you da God, Leon. You da God. Praise Leon!
Steve testifies: Worshipping Leon has given me material wealth. I testify that I sold a badly photocopied print-out of Alyson Hannigan's signature to a pimply 14 year old for £3.50. All praise Hank and the work that is done in his name! Praise Leon!
Astrid testifies: Worshipping Leon has helped me find my car keys. I testify that I found the keys, though I hath no car. Praise Leon!
TODD THE ALMIGHTY testifies: Worshipping Leon has helped me see the error of my ways. I testify that Leon the great also created the lesser known faith of the T club, which has a whole two members. To join please ring leon and ask to subscribe (for a small fee). Praise Leon!
Bob the Builder testifies: Worshipping Leon has helped me see the error of my ways. Praise Leon!
Big Bro testifies: Worshipping Leon has improved my life, by making the back row of his school photo. Praise Leon!
Brother Ron testifies: Worshipping Leon has made me happy. I testify that Leon's sausage made me fart! Praise Leon!
Brother Daryl (of the black hat) testifies: Worshipping Leon has given me serenity. I testify that I met Leon once, at a happy party... and he is indeed worthy of god-hood. Praise Leon!
Pope Morgan I testifies: Worshipping Leon has improved my life. I testify that Leon's guidance has delivered unto me, through the medium of a certain Scottish gent, a much-desired artifact. Praise Leon!
Deacon Craig testifies: Worshipping Leon has improved my life. I testify that I've never even met the Godlike Leon (living on the other side of the world and all). But! Archbishop Davie has made me see the light! Hosanna! Praise Leon!
Little Sister Kirsten testifies: Worshipping Leon has helped me to see the error of my ways. But then Leon left the country, and I no longer see the error. I am not worthy. I am not worthy. Praise Leon!
Owen the Opulent testifies: Worshipping Leon has given me material wealth. Knowing Leon has given me a reason to stay at my job, and therefore given me more money. Halleluiah! Praise Leon!
Richard a.k.a. "Stabber" testifies: Worshipping Leon has given me material wealth. I used to be a poor street beggar living in medieval France but thanks to my worship of Leon, and a chance fall through a magic door in space-time, I am now a corporate executive working my way up the ladder of Virgin Atlantic. Only my faith in Leon and my trusty ballpoint pen could be responsible for this awesome change in fortune. Halleluiah! Praise Leon!
Scott testifies: Worshipping Leon has improved my life. Leon is arnie in another mans body. AHHHHHHH SURE! Praise Leon!
Samul the Unholy Camul testifies: Worshipping Leon has enabled me to find my car keys. They were under the couch. Praise Leon!
Sister wendy (the baby-maker) testifies: Worshipping Leon has helped me to overcome adversity, because he has introduced me and my family to the holy leon holiday of fish-mas!!! Praise Leon!
Arcangel John testifies: Worshipping Leon has helped me to see the error of my ways. Leon can become who he wants, the evidence is in Woman in Mind - he's got the English accent nailed as Tony. All hail Leon! Praise Leon!
Fifi the Wonder pony testifies: Worshipping Leon has improved my life. Leon cured me of my penis disease. Praise Leon!

Wrong Thoughts from Heretics

Hate Them If You Love Leon

THE Legend testifies: Worshipping Leon has improved my life. Not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny H testifies:I agree with your page Making Leon a God. I only think donkey is not called Leon but FRED
See page http://moonpub.net/moonmusic/donkey.html
Or listen to MP3 direct hit http://moonpub.net/moonmusic/donkey.m3u

Last Updated: 06 August 2008